Only the highest quality nonsense.

Chickpeas falling skyward cluck vaingloriously.

So, since this blog is about grammars I'll post my thoughts on the formal grammars of programming languages. I've made a list of all of the languages I know and the languages that I'd like to pick up. The totals are currently 21 and 11, respectively. Thirty-two is a nice, round number (for programmers at least, 2^5) so I think I'll try to pick up the last 11. I've been wanting to create my own language with "best of breed" elements in it as well as two novel features: a single character quote operator and arbitrary ordering of function/method calls.

designated void

A cabal of concatenated tiles tries to fling air heartily.

It's derivation baby.

Rotting suns shade derivatives.

Contradictory Wisdom

The best things in life are free; you get what you pay for.

No Title

Neon sights and freon lights, can I ascend the heights by working nights?

Making up for lost time

Molten moons sing of lethargic trucks; my golden city's on a bill.

I missed posting yesterday, so here's a double dose.

Hear the music of the spheres here, from triangles.

Moreau & Thoreau

Although Moreau threw a Thoreau through a borough thoroughly that thein rained an insane Spain.

...and sometimes Y.

Oh, I eyed a ewe you yew. Why?

Remember the SAT?

If blackholes are Godzilla and Paint is a robot, what is a goldfish?

See also: absurdism.

A bit of a change

Poetry, then randomness:
I freely sail the ocean tied to the mast. Wise enough, I spit out the offered apple; I'm single.

It's Nightime as gnomish nibbles nuke noobs. Holographic oort cloud noosphere shreds Schrodinger's scribbles.

Brought to you by the letter 'S'.

A series of silly sanguine snakes stealthily saturates Sartre sans sands soliloquizing satyrs' Saturn's superstructures' sumptuous Sundays' sundaes' sunny days.

This is fun.

Lemming llamas coolly clad in chaos avariously ascend the bloody battered beaten abyss like capital ships sing the blazes of mazes' raises or...

the Goldielocness Monster uppercuts gravity.

What is G?

Galahad's Galaxy Gains Gallagher's Golden Galaga Going Grape Greenly.
Gluttonous Goblin Gods Gobble Gate's Good Graces.

Crazy Time Conitunes

Jaguars kiting baby ships as Europe... corniacoupiously no cornucopiously philanders danders of Dan Rathers.

Take 3

Flying pond-scum votes latin serendipitously.

Ariba-Web looks like a good framework.

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Day 2, fresh content

Llama's singing shoots pool through lightning.

Ambiguous grammars are fun.

It Begins

So this is my first blog. I was going to call it Semantic Nonsense but the name was taken.

This blog is a collection of snippets of English that are technically grammatically correct but make no actual sense.

Photonic ninja moon bases smile petunialy.